Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

knock knock Goodbye

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Dane Cook makes a joke.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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