Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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