- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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