monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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