Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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you will like this because i am black.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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