What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

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