- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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