- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Where's my baby??

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Get on the boat.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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