Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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pauls tuck

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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hear hear

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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