how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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