What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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