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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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