The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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