- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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