There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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