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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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