Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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