A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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i like turtles

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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