what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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