- Anti Joke

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.