- Anti Joke

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

i dont fisish anythi

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.