Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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the game

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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