- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Camerons hair is Curly..

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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