do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Read a Book.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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