- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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