Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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