what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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