- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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