Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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