- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Kameron Brown is gay.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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