- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

The chickens have become self-aware!

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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