- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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