How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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A bar walks into a man

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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i love to lick...

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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