What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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