who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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