- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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