Gus's mom

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

irish man drinking john smiths

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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