How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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