What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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