- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Can anyone Lenin money?

The child was fired from his job.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

"Knock knock" Come in!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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