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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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