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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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