what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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No it doesnt..

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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