What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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