- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

9/11

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Potassium? K.

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