When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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