- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Robin get in the batmobile!

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

The child was fired from his job.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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