Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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