- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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