- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

knock knock? come in

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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