- Anti Joke

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'