- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

feminism

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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