Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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