- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Guest what? Dog

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What do you call a black man? Rob

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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