- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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