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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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