- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Heskey time.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Women's Rights

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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