- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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