A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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