- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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a black guy hates chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.