- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!