There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Anti Joke

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