- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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