Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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women's rights.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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