- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

all these jokes are horrible now

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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