- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Poker face

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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