- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

I think everybody should have a penis.

A chicken walks into a barn.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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