Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

womens rights.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

I put my baby in a microwave.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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