What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Guest what? Dog

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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