What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

womens rights

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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