- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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