What ryhmes with turtle rape

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What is cowboy say

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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women's rights

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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